My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Something about MaryAnd the hair gel incident really is based on true life.
During my first year at uni we were in halls, usual affair but one bloke who was in my flat was known for beating one off in the shower, it wasn't just pubes he left in there, the old white stuff was found on more than one occasion.
The usual ritual of shit shower and shave took place as the prequel to a night out and as we were heading out his hair had a glisten that wasn't right.
Kept quiet until we reached the uni bar and then in front of the ladies he was trying to impress asked if he was aware of the spunk in the hair.
For some reason he stopped after that!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 23:25, Reply)
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