My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Sinking FeelingEr, "a friend of mine" used to work for a company he hated with every fibre of his being. Part of this hatred was formed by some stupid hours he had to work, one particular stint involving working normal office hours and then right through the night, alone, to get some work ready for a client.
Anyway, around 3am my friend started to get a little drowsy, and after caffeine did no good, began thinking of other ways to stay awake. The result was a deft wank into the sink of the company's only toilet. Did the job, apparently, but my friend isn't sure to this day if he turned the taps on afterwards to get shot of the offending man-oink deposits...
Later, the following day when he phoned in to announce that he needed some sleep and wasn't coming in, the company weren't too bothered about his absence...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:19, Reply)
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