Not as much of a retarded cunt as anyone who can't spell a simple word like "thought" though
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:44, 1 reply)

Or retarded cunts who mistake the perfectly legitimate word "though" for the word "thought"?
;-)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, closed)

Good save there
*applauds*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, closed)

I'll admit you had me going until the last sentence
Well played

you cunt
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, closed)

Thank you
I am appalled at the idea that anyone could dislike Arrested Development* though. Or dancing. Take diff'rent strokes to move the world, I guess

*The awesome American TV show, not the shit American band
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, closed)

I was persuaded to go for salsa lessons when I was 19
NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:59, closed)

Salsa's not dancing, it's just wiggling and twatting about
Although you sound like you enjoyed Salsa about as much as I enjoyed Yoga, so my chances of convincing you that Ballroom is a vastly superior discipline are probably very slim
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:01, closed)

I have the coordination of a broken toy robot
My sister's a dance teacher and she's tried to teach me many times

I'm quite resigned to the fact that it's never going to happen
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, closed)

I get the impression that you're pretty much at peace with this notion
Fair enough really, I realise it's not for everyone. At least you gay it a go rather than writing it off as "POOFY, INNIT" like most blokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:10, closed)

Nah man I really wish I could dance
but it's like trying to teach the Douglas Bader the long jump, sadly
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)

It's a bit like fightin'
The only way to get better at it is to do it a lot. If you don't enjoy the practice then it's not for you, which is understandable. The best dancers make ridiculously complicated stuff look effortless, but I and my gammy knee can assure you it's not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:18, closed)

GAY it a go?
You're not helping yourself, here.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:24, closed)

I can't believe I did that
Frankly that's too funny to edit out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:35, closed)