Only happened once.
Little bit of insight into why I'm such a prick this one.

T'was the week before Valentines, and my first proper gf (and not just drunken fumble), uttered these immortal and ominous words.

Now this lass had already cheated on me twice, once with a supposed best mate (a story for another time) and due to a low self esteem at the time, I took the lying slag back.

Over the course of our relationship, I had an epihany of sorts, realising that although I am never going to win a beauty contest or be a millionare, I'm fun to be around due to my complete lack of shame and smart mouth, and thus realised that although I did love the girl, I could do better.

She phoned me first and had a preperation argument, then she came over to visit, and she began listing my faults...

I cut her off and asked how her new fella was...

I explained that she had being seen with a blonde stick thin wanky student type by some of my mates, and that I'd being shagging a lass from the typing pool at work for 2 months and didn't really give two squirts of piss about her latest rhetoric or batch of excuses, and nor would I accept that I was in any way at fault for her desire to fill her cavernous chuff with any cock she was able to find available and willing.

She screamed and threw shit at me, I laughed and pointed out that Karma's a bitch... somehow I ended up giving her a break-up rutting, and I aint seen her since.

Result.
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:37, Reply)