I met a weirdo on the interweb
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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One Fat. Hugely fat. Only showed me face shots, should have guessed but I was young and naieve. Got of the train, got straight back on the train, I mean fucking hell, she could have told me she was huge.
After that, careful to only meet people who provided plenty of photos, shallow I know.
Next one was pretty but after tenderly doing her once she turned utterly psycho. told me she loved me, told me she hated me, told me she was pregnant, told me I'd raped her... utter madness.
Try asking a girl for a full psycological profile before meeting and see how it goes down! I'm sticking with meeting girls in the pub from now on.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:40, Reply)
One Fat. Hugely fat. Only showed me face shots, should have guessed but I was young and naieve. Got of the train, got straight back on the train, I mean fucking hell, she could have told me she was huge.
After that, careful to only meet people who provided plenty of photos, shallow I know.
Next one was pretty but after tenderly doing her once she turned utterly psycho. told me she loved me, told me she hated me, told me she was pregnant, told me I'd raped her... utter madness.
Try asking a girl for a full psycological profile before meeting and see how it goes down! I'm sticking with meeting girls in the pub from now on.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:40, Reply)
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