Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Ms. KornyShe has the voice of thousands of live kittens slowly being runover by an unmuffled John Deere tractor.
She teaches french and hardly anyone understands her english because her voice causes such pain.
On the letter she sent to her students over the summer, she said she loved ballroom dancing. I can't help but laugh, as she is about 5'1 and walks in a sort of limping shuffle.
She says A.K instead of O.K...
She somehow got the cell phone number of a friend of mine because the girl called once to check a tutoring session. Two days later, the girl got a call from Kornrich while the girl was at the movies. Korny just called to chat.
She wears matching jumpsuits that are made out of that fake velvet. She reserved her red jumpsuit set for special days.
On the day of a fire drill on a warm fall afternoon, she pulled a giant safari hat out of her bag. We all stared. She explained. "A.K. I have a skiiin conditionnn. I'm like.. A.K.. like. . . Michael Jackson. A.K.. It's a conditionnn, not a disease. *rasp*"
You'd have to hear it to believe it, but atleast, with modern technology, you can see it:
www.mcps.k12.md.us/schools/poolesvillehs/staff/Kornrich/kornich.jpg
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 6:18, Reply)
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