Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I got fired and they never told meLast summer I worked in a factory putting aerosol cans in boxes. It was shite but there was some good company, so that got me through most days. After a week of being fed up being told to go and do stuff elsewhere whilst the people that should have been doing it slacked off, my mate went up to the boss and bitched about it - in a different room from me.
The response: "Fuck off", followed by a swift exit into his BMW.
This was on a Friday. The following Monday we go back, start our shift and half an hour later the boss comes over and says: "Why are you here?"
"We work were."
"No you don't; I fired you on Friday. Hand in your work coats and leave."
Since then I have been wary of the phrase "Fuck off".
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:21, Reply)
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