Small town, big city, no difference
Seen various small crimes including the usual 'christmas rush' where as I'm entering a local shop, a man pushes out the way with a selection box and an action man figure under his open kappa coat, (this being the time when was the fashion). In hindsight he was lazy, at least close the coat that it's hidden under instead of having it protruding out. 6/10 for effort.

A few years ago a house mate and I went to London to watch a gig. As usual we decided to go to a pub and get wankered in a weatherspoons pub (other cheap chain pubs are available). As we approached one a man barges through and falls to the ground outside, right in front of us. He is followed by another five blokes who take the opportunity to kick the shit out of him. We ended up in a quaint spanish bar with an old school 7" jukebox.

Recently was witness in local pub to a fight that ended in the victim dying outside after the fight was broken up, apparently the bloke went round the back and struck the fatal blow whilst bouncer wasnt looking. I did my civic duty that time round. He got 4 years. He pleaded guilty so I didnt get the daytrip to court. Nee Mind.

Length? Doesn't matter when they're passed out.
(Horatio_the_3rd, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:57, Reply)