Whereas....
Women can do tantric wanking aided by a little wiggling in a certain way when seated.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, 1 reply)

Cheat!
You see, I'd class that as cheating, as it involves rubbing or other such physical contact.

I'm also jealous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:03, closed)

Careful now!
I was going commando in tight jeans on the bus one day, in heavy traffic. The engine idling made the bus vibrate in a very intense manner.. Only really embarrassing when the little old lady next to me asked if I was OK, 'cos I looked "a bit flushed and clammy",I may have whimpered a bit as well...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:40, closed)

This
This is why a friend of mine chooses to sit over the wheel arch of any bus she gets on.

Edit: Love the Bill Hicks quote in your sig!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, closed)

thank you! :-)
So her eyesight's not been affected then? That was my worry, and my tendency to flap about a bit.More self discipline required, perhaps..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:51, closed)

Not that I'm aware of
Although she claims to have bitten her lower lip rather too hard and drawn blood.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:53, closed)