The Eagles
Their bland prosaic style is just utterly snoreworthy

They have only one good song, Hotel California, and that's only good because it's lyrics fit their style innately, whereas something like 'life in the fast lane' sounds so drab and boring that should be called 'life at walking pace'. So much potential in that song. It really needs a metal version.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:05, 7 replies)

I recommend the Gypsy Kings version of Hotel California.
Takes the crap lyrics turns them into spanish for a start.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:14, closed)

and...
life in the fast lane.

...but other than that, spot on. Boring as hell.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:21, closed)

try
the Alabama 3 version - it's not bad at all.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:25, closed)

Screech...
.... Get the fuck out my taxi.
( Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:14, closed)

Joe Walsh joined them for "Hotel California"
That says it all -- a real rock-and-roller showed them how to do things outside of their mellow California lifestyle. The hell of it is, they all had talent. They're just bereft of any ideas of substance, the parsley on the plate of musical dining.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:19, closed)

The Dude would agree. He fucking hates them.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:45, closed)

From someone whose sig
has the words Dr and Hook? Sylvia's fucking Mother?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:06, closed)