Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Well.....Can't remember his real name, I'll call him Fred, but there was this guy at school we called Piss Head. Not because he had a drink problem and drank 15 cans of Stella everyday; but simply because at one of the Boys Club discos, someone (wasn't me, honest!!!) decided to piss into an empty cider bottle and pass it on to Fred.
Fred then, as you would, took a substantial drink from the bottle of piss and was promptly laughed at by all those that knew about the bottle's content. It was at this point that he experienced the first usage of his new nickname "Piss Head". I think it stuck with him for the next 2 years.
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:57,
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