Gran Canaria
A rough shitehole of a holiday destination with a higher Kev count than Southend on a Friday night.

Ended up having a brief holiday shag with some Scottish girl. Rough as arseholes, this Glasgow girl drank like Ollie Reed and had a mouth on her that would make a docker blush. She had what can only be described as a mysterious dry patch actually on her mimsy and for the entire duration of the woeful shag she paused every 30 seconds or so to swig from the bottle of Barcardi she was clutching. Class. I still feel dirty.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:21, Reply)