"You're doing it wrong"
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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One of my first ever "dates" with a girl began with me telling her that she looked "ravenous" instead of "ravishing". "Ravishing" is terribly lame of course, but at least it's an adjective which is often used to describe attractive ladies. "Ravenous", on the other hand, is an adjective often used to describe starving and aggressive wild animals.
I'm not sure if she actually noticed what I'd said, but I spent the rest of the date bright red with embarrassment, mulling over my faux pas and ignoring anything she said to me. It's been a similar scenario with most dates I've been on since then, to be honest.
( , Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
One of my first ever "dates" with a girl began with me telling her that she looked "ravenous" instead of "ravishing". "Ravishing" is terribly lame of course, but at least it's an adjective which is often used to describe attractive ladies. "Ravenous", on the other hand, is an adjective often used to describe starving and aggressive wild animals.
I'm not sure if she actually noticed what I'd said, but I spent the rest of the date bright red with embarrassment, mulling over my faux pas and ignoring anything she said to me. It's been a similar scenario with most dates I've been on since then, to be honest.
( , Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
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