A digitally-enhanced kitten is a surprised kitten...
The other evening, my neighbour's kitten, Doug, strolled in through our kitchen window. He does this a lot and we don't mind - he lives with two rather shouty dogs and likes a bit of peace from time to time.

I was about to go to bed, so thought I'd just give him a bit of a nudge back out of the window. I picked him up, gave him a cuddle and turned him round to face the open window.

He didn't move particularly quickly, so I gave him a little shove. Just at that moment, he lifted his tail inquisitively and turned round to look at me, clearly imploring me to let him stay. As I went to push him out of the window, my thumb accidentally slipped into his little kitteny bumhole. What's worse is that we maintained eye contact throughout.

The combined look of surprise, shame and resignation on his face will haunt me for a while. I suspect the look of alarm, regret and disgust on mine, coupled with the searing pain of something shooting up his arse might have left a lasting impression on him too. He jumped out of the window like, well, like a digitally violated small cat.

I scrubbed my hands for the next 15 minutes and couldn't tell my husband until the next morning about accidentally anally raping an 8-month kitten. Doug hasn't been back since. I suspect I'm on a register somewhere now, when all I wanted to do was politely ask him to leave so that I could get some sleep.

Length? Up to the first knuckle.
(Nunnerfly, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:00, 12 replies)

kitten-peado

(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:05, closed)

Yeah, Nunners
You say "accidentally"...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:06, closed)

Click for "look of surprise, shame and resignation on his face"
That and maintaining eye contact throughout. Tears of laughter.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:08, closed)

"...and that's exactly the way it happened, officer"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:09, closed)

If I were so inclined...
...I would ROFL or somesuch.

Instead, I give you a click.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:27, closed)

^this^
For making me cry (while laughing)
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:04, closed)

I've tried the old "accident" excuse.
And got much the same look for my trouble too.
(karnuvap, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:21, closed)

hahaha
'kitteny bumhole' good name for a band
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:54, closed)

This is making me feel a little uncomfortable.
I spent many years living on a croft with sheep, cattle & chickens. At no point did any part of me accidentally slip inside an animal's arse. You get left alone with a kitten for one minutes and whoosh!
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 22:19, closed)

Arf! Yeah, we should check to make sure she has a license for that thing!

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 22:25, closed)

Is it inappropiate to say
I like Kittens?

ahem.
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 6:05, closed)

*click*
Thanks for the early morning giggle...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 8:47, closed)