Pissed the bed.
Thread over.
bed wife
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:35, 1 reply)

Wow, what a response. This did happen ! And you can piss with a hard on, just requires a bit of a bend (stand in front of the toilet (with a hard on), bend forward until your forehead is almost touching the top of the cistern. Bingo Bongo ! Free flow.
(Bitter and Twisted, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 20:46, closed)

Why were you leaning over the toilet cistern to fuck your wife?
Lying cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 20:59, closed)

Don't worry BT
Amorous Badger, QOTW's favorite retard, arranged a Cunt Shower for you by posting a link to your story somewhere else.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:03, closed)

Oh, is Bitter and Twisted another teenage girl you're trying to nonce up?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:06, closed)

it's possible
but given the original post it's a fucking long shot.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:13, closed)

But you do like noncing, right?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:21, closed)

Here's what he's talking about, you tell me?
www.b3ta.com/questions/power/post784567
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

So, that'll be a "yes" then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:38, closed)

Poppet does seem to be a bit of a nonce magnet.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:50, closed)

I'm going to make a judgement call here.
What I'm seeing is one prick being a needlessly insensitive prick and another prick white knighting pathetically in the hope of some MSN tit action.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:09, closed)

In conclusion.
Stop being pricks, you pricks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:22, closed)

Original post?
tl;dr Urban legend that I first heard way back in the mists of time when I was still in school. See also: Boy eating Mars bar out of girlfriend's clunge.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:21, closed)

I've not heard that one before is it really
an old urban legend?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:38, closed)

'Fraid so.
Of course, he might NOT be lying, and yes, you can piss with a hard on, but it is bloody painful. I just prefer to not give the benefit of the doubt.
What with me being a cunt and all.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:42, closed)

I suspect the correct collective noun for the incestuous circle-jerk hivemind of /talk adherents is a 'shortbus'.

"Oh, look - Badger's drawn attention to the fact that he's written something, like a toddler proudly pointing out the fact he managed to do a poo in the toilet, and it's attracted a shortbus of /talkers to give him a congratulatory cupping of the ballsack."
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:15, closed)

If I'm honest,
I like nothing better than giving Badger a blowjob, with extra cupping. He has a splendid penis.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:19, closed)

I tell you what, I wish is did have a handy shortbus full of adherents, it'd be really handy for getting a seat in the pub.
I could just send one or two down to save me a table.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:40, closed)

I'm glad some of you autisms are actually showing signs of a bit of backbone these days.
It's quite obvious that the hard and frankly thankless task that JMG and Badger set themselves is paying off.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:23, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:26, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:20, closed)

*Slow handclap*
jelly.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Syncy%2BPissed%2BThe%2BBed
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:04, closed)