» Embarrassing Injuries

Embarrasing Injuries
A colleague at work managed to get his “peter” stuck in his zip on his jeans. What made it worse was the fact that it had to be reported in the accident book, where it remains for all to see.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:53, More)

» Misunderstood

When I was younger
We were in a restaraunt in Spain, The waiter came to take the drinks order and everyone ordered coke. When it was my turn I said "same again".

When my drink arrived it was a San Miguel, needless to say my dad decided he would drink it.
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 8:27, More)

» Abusing freebies

Red Bull
A year or so ago I used to work in a rather large electrical superstore. We would get regular visits from sales reps offering free pens and promotional items. However on the said day a car with a large redbull can pulled up outside. I welcomed the 'redbull' promoters into the store at which point they told me that they were here to let us sample their product.

"How many members of staff work here?"

Thankfully I was switched on, there was about 15 of us working that day...

"I think theres about 60 of us today"

Result, 80 cans of redbull in the staff fridge as they left a few extra's.
(Mon 12th Nov 2007, 13:22, More)