» Obscure Memorabilia

In a tiny plastic coffin...
I have a lock of hair from Grotbags wig.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 9:01, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Dog Food
I started seeing a girl who had chased me all through college... she was such a sweet girl... wrote me poems etc... lovely... turns out in the cold light of day she was complete sex starved mental case...

She dumped me saying that during our time together, some other bloke she was shagging behind my back had pissed her off and that she was sick of men and therefore dumping me...

I then got my revenge by telling anyone that would listen that she had a minge that smelt like marrowbone jelly...
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 15:29, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

School Teacher/Palm Reader liar
Not my parents, but at a school fair when I was about 5, one of my teachers had a palm reading stall... So I paid my 10p and she started reading my palm...

"oooooooh" she said

"Your life line says you won't live to see 20"

... 5 years old and she tells me i will die before I was 20... I tell you my 20th birthday was a joyous fecking day...

Granted... i probably deserved it... i was a proper shit at school.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 12:51, More)