» Best Graffiti Ever

Sydney central railway station
Years ago in the Devonshire st tunnel, someone had written
"my mother made me a homosexual"
someone else had added
"If I give her the wool, will she make me one too?"
(Wed 9th May 2007, 5:43, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

there's been a few of these one-armed person gaffes.
My son (12) only has one hand. He often gets weird reactions from other kids. One younger boy stared at his arm that ends at the elbow and said " But how do, how do you....count?"
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 3:13, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

When your favourite musicians
are dying of natural causes
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 15:19, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Hey Doc, how's the hair going?
I had a high school teacher who had a Phd in Carnivorous Plants but that wasn't the wierd thing. He was one of the first in Australia to have a hair transplant.
It was done in stages in neat little rows and columns with new bits filled in every couple of months.
He was only about 5ft tall so even the junior pupils' main view of him was the top of his head.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 22:33, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Dennis Weaver as McLeod
Rode up the street on horesback at North Sydney past me while he was chasing a car one lunch time many years ago.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 11:49, More)