» When I met the parents


when i first met the parents, i was wrenching my way out of the mom's vaginal crevace. it was a rather painful experience for her, judging from the sounds of the screams, but i thinks she got used to me after a while. then, i was slapped on my bum and i met my dad. good times....
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 1:13, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My step-grandfather,
when he was in the hospitol for a little while, thought that his feet were rabbits, and he kept trying to catch them.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 17:01, More)

» Worst Record Ever

the barney the purple dinosaur theme song
goddamnit, even after 12 years, that stupid this is still stuck in my head.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 3:13, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

n4ked.
If I'm naked, I'm happy. I'll usually be naked if there's noone else in the house, and I definatly sleep naked. For the hippies, it is really freeing, but it's also very exciting and different. I would highly recommend.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 22:10, More)

» I just don't get it

Whaa???
If cats always land on their feet, then why do they just flail about in space?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 4:22, More)