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» Expensive Mistakes
Not me, but my great-grandfather...
... he used to meet up with his friend for breakfast in vienna.
one morning, the oj was off and he said to his mate: 'someone should do something about the juice, adolf!'
we are still paying for that one.
Pa-daaa!
(Fri 26th Oct 2007, 14:47, More)
Not me, but my great-grandfather...
... he used to meet up with his friend for breakfast in vienna.
one morning, the oj was off and he said to his mate: 'someone should do something about the juice, adolf!'
we are still paying for that one.
Pa-daaa!
(Fri 26th Oct 2007, 14:47, More)
» Strict Parents
sorry.
i'm not allowed to post. my mom won't let me. i'm 34.
(Sun 11th Mar 2007, 20:21, More)
sorry.
i'm not allowed to post. my mom won't let me. i'm 34.
(Sun 11th Mar 2007, 20:21, More)
» I'm an expert
i don't know...
... maybe i'm an expert in interface design...
ps: press here!
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(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 19:57, More)
i don't know...
... maybe i'm an expert in interface design...
ps: press here!
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v
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 19:57, More)
» Corporate Idiocy
I once paid cash at a GAP store or similar
And the retail drone held every note under his UV light to check if they were real.
So when he gave me my £15-ish change, I just bent over the counter and checked them as well.
If you don't trust me, I don't trust you. Simple.
(Mon 27th Feb 2012, 14:57, More)
I once paid cash at a GAP store or similar
And the retail drone held every note under his UV light to check if they were real.
So when he gave me my £15-ish change, I just bent over the counter and checked them as well.
If you don't trust me, I don't trust you. Simple.
(Mon 27th Feb 2012, 14:57, More)
» Conversation Killers
One of my mates...
... over the course of several weeks convinced one of his friends - who did not know me otherwise - that I had a 12 inch cock. Unbeknownst to me, and with the help of a few mates this bloke, Lars, was led to believe that I was more than well endowed.
Everyone was in on the joke apart from Lars - and me. They had told him how I had problems finding a girl that could 'cope' with me, how happy I was I finally found one - who albeit being petite - had a rather spacious receptacle... etc. You get the idea.
One night we all met up. I arrived at the pub and everyone - including Lars - was there.
I had no idea why everyone fell off his chair in the pub when - on asked where my girlfriend was - I innocently said she didn't want to come out as she had a sore throat.
BTW It's more like 4 really.
(Sat 14th May 2011, 10:54, More)
One of my mates...
... over the course of several weeks convinced one of his friends - who did not know me otherwise - that I had a 12 inch cock. Unbeknownst to me, and with the help of a few mates this bloke, Lars, was led to believe that I was more than well endowed.
Everyone was in on the joke apart from Lars - and me. They had told him how I had problems finding a girl that could 'cope' with me, how happy I was I finally found one - who albeit being petite - had a rather spacious receptacle... etc. You get the idea.
One night we all met up. I arrived at the pub and everyone - including Lars - was there.
I had no idea why everyone fell off his chair in the pub when - on asked where my girlfriend was - I innocently said she didn't want to come out as she had a sore throat.
BTW It's more like 4 really.
(Sat 14th May 2011, 10:54, More)