» Heckles

at a school assembly
a well meaning but old, fat and rather dull teacher at my school recited the words of Martin Luther King's most famous speech. However, on the second reading of the words "I have a dream" a boy at the back shouted "Was it a wet one?"
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 15:35, More)

» I just don't get it

the concept
of irony
still confuses me immensely
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 14:26, More)

» Beautiful Moments

the most beautiful moment of my life
was when I tried to come up with the wrongest joke I could possibly think of

after three days of staring thoughtfully at a picture of lord kitchener I finally realised what it was.

and that was a truly wonderful moment.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 19:06, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Spot the smiling LIDLs Staff Member
great game, very difficult

another, easier game to play in LIDLs (or netto) is Spot the Fly

and Spot the caravan
while driving on the motorway
always a goo one
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 18:44, More)

» People with Stupid Names

People with Stupid Names
there was a boy at my school called Richard Head
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:40, More)