» Best Graffiti Ever

Westminster uni, fire exit
'Door is alarmed'

Someone crossed out the alarmed and replaced it with 'terrified'

Simple, but made me chuckle.

You know when you start giggling to yourself on a group interview of 20 or so students, it really doesn't look that great...
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:06, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

College shenanigans.




And the best one, originally 'Save some cash'


This and moustaches added to absolutely everything in sight, led to a very unhappy college and some appauling grades on my part. :]
(Tue 8th May 2007, 16:11, More)

» Mugged

Silly Chavs.
So we were having a rather nice party on the beach, me and a friend take a wander to the sea, I'm very very drunk and this group of nice young chavs come over, speaking to my friend tell him to give them his wallet and yadda yadda, then I - being but a little girl pipes up 'noo leave him alloooone, why you havta be soo meaan?' I get in the way a lot and end up getting whacked one in the face...

Then we ran away...

About ten minutes later I realise the guy that hit me in the face is about 50 meters away with his little group of girls, so me being fearless wanders over and demands that he apologises...

The girls start yelling at him and cue a very sheepy looking chav.

I got my apology and stopped my friend being mugged, this is why we love absinthe.

:)

I have no length or girth, I am a girl.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 16:01, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Fire engine...
I spent £30 on a Fire engine that was remote controlled...
then drove it to college, it didn't work, so we trashed it...
I wasn't drunk, but the allure of the bright lights and pretty colours dumbfounded me...
Damn Toys'R'Us!
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 22:58, More)