» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Not dumped
But dumping. I'd never dumped anyone before, and i'd been going out with her a year & fallen for someone else (hadn't done anything though). The fact that I was a teenage mumbling mess made everything very messy. on, Then i had to give her a kitten which i had gotten her as a valentine's present (after the fact) before i realised i was going to dump her, which i'd already gotten from a mate's cat's litter and could do nothing else with.

Dumped and then given a kitten: I can only imagine how confused she was. I know i was...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:49, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

There's no place like the pub
There's a pub in Dublin called "The Yellow House", which my fiancee's parents told her was made out of spare bricks from the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz, and thus the name.

She was embarrassed when she realised the truth. When I told her. About 10 years later.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:13, More)