» World's Sickest Joke

ah the classics
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.




Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:13, More)

» Pet Names

Fishy names
Some of the names of my fish (of which I have many) are called Caligula, Don Giovanni, and the late great, eaten-by-a-bleeding-heron Spicy Beef. God I miss him.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 14:45, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

IIIIIIIII
go to an education establishment which is quite in the public/tourist eye, and have been in countless pictures and movies, woo:P Also when stories about royal personages have broken I've been in a few, they like me...
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 17:24, More)

» Shoddy Presents

Ahhh
A toothbrush. I mean, a friggin toothbrush, they weren't even dentists or anything. I was 13. AAAaarrrgh the injustice.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 13:41, More)

» Best Comebacks

when i was
about 4, wasnt me, but there were these two (also 4 year old) girls who were always arguing:
"Oh go to Mars and back Rebecca"
"Go to Mars and DONT come back Sarah"

What wit from the young. Its really sad that I remember that.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 11:38, More)