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» School Trips
History wins!
Year 10 history trip to the Imperial war museum, London. We were travelling from Gloucester, it shouldn't have been too bad. However, the M4 decided to be somewhat of a busy cunt, and after hours in traffic we turned around. Being pissed off with a rabble of pubescent boys, the teachers decided to stop at a service station for a break. So we're all queuing up for our yummy Burger Kings in excitement, when the fucking place sets on fire. Talk about flame grilled. We promptly left with a lack of both new fun new History Knowledge, as well as yummy burgers :(
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:51, More)
History wins!
Year 10 history trip to the Imperial war museum, London. We were travelling from Gloucester, it shouldn't have been too bad. However, the M4 decided to be somewhat of a busy cunt, and after hours in traffic we turned around. Being pissed off with a rabble of pubescent boys, the teachers decided to stop at a service station for a break. So we're all queuing up for our yummy Burger Kings in excitement, when the fucking place sets on fire. Talk about flame grilled. We promptly left with a lack of both new fun new History Knowledge, as well as yummy burgers :(
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:51, More)
» Heckles
Two stories!
I went to see Ross Noble with a few friends, in Cheltenham. We were lucky enough be front row, so naturally I spent most of the time shouting stuff to Mr. Noble. Full conversation ensued, I was most happy. I even managed the two fingered salute to him. He even caled me "unnecessarily chipper", and decided I was obssesed with pencils. I have the first half of the gig as an MP3 to relive the fantastic night :)
6 Nights later, I was front row, again, to see Rich Hall. Some heckling occured, but my the main achievement was stealing his Budwieser bottle at the end of the set, which still remains on my shelf now!
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 20:52, More)
Two stories!
I went to see Ross Noble with a few friends, in Cheltenham. We were lucky enough be front row, so naturally I spent most of the time shouting stuff to Mr. Noble. Full conversation ensued, I was most happy. I even managed the two fingered salute to him. He even caled me "unnecessarily chipper", and decided I was obssesed with pencils. I have the first half of the gig as an MP3 to relive the fantastic night :)
6 Nights later, I was front row, again, to see Rich Hall. Some heckling occured, but my the main achievement was stealing his Budwieser bottle at the end of the set, which still remains on my shelf now!
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 20:52, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
Shan't name him (Rhymes with Tosh, though)
Many a story about this fine specimen of mental retardation.
For a start, in French lessons we would constantly remind of us his three sisters (Lottie, Charlotte and Ellie if you must know), which, in hindsight, may have meant more than a load of year 8 boys can figure out.
He also used to, happily, ask older years to pay him change (1's, 2's and 5's) to do a dance to "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts". Cringeworthy, but somewhat amusing for us lot. Especially as he was fat.
He also brought in a wireless phone from home and claimed it was the latest in mobile technology.
The best of all was when he sat on a chair, which couldn't handle his weight, and proceeded to collapse onto the floor. Cue a rowdy bunch of year 8's pissing ourselves at him, and being given a class detention, all because we had a clown in our midst!
Apologies for length, and you probably had to be there for half of it to be funny. But oh well.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 11:06, More)
Shan't name him (Rhymes with Tosh, though)
Many a story about this fine specimen of mental retardation.
For a start, in French lessons we would constantly remind of us his three sisters (Lottie, Charlotte and Ellie if you must know), which, in hindsight, may have meant more than a load of year 8 boys can figure out.
He also used to, happily, ask older years to pay him change (1's, 2's and 5's) to do a dance to "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts". Cringeworthy, but somewhat amusing for us lot. Especially as he was fat.
He also brought in a wireless phone from home and claimed it was the latest in mobile technology.
The best of all was when he sat on a chair, which couldn't handle his weight, and proceeded to collapse onto the floor. Cue a rowdy bunch of year 8's pissing ourselves at him, and being given a class detention, all because we had a clown in our midst!
Apologies for length, and you probably had to be there for half of it to be funny. But oh well.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 11:06, More)