» When animals attack...

Dogs
My girlfriends dog, a big alsatian, was once sitting outside on the lawn outside her house. Her dad was up a ladder, fixing the roof. Cue him falling off the ladder, slicing a chunk the size of a tennis ball off his arse as he falls. Cue the dog runing over and eating the chunk of flesh in its entirety. He had an implant to replace the chunk missing. And the dog didn't get punished once, because he hadn't had any breakfast that day. Weird fucking family, honestly.
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 18:57, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

Well...
My and ex- and I both applied to join the Officer Training Corps - we both got largely the same results, the only real difference being that she was a year older. She got in; I didn't, and I became clinically depressed, so hard had I trained to get in. When she asked her commanding officer on a drunken night why she got in, and I didn't, it turns out that they award extra points to the women they think they could sleep with.

I now hate the army with a passion.
Cunts.
(Thu 23rd Mar 2006, 19:26, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Furry Art
I love furry art. I also love pictures of Disney characters naked. Don't ask me why. Some things are just, I don't know... right.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 1:07, More)

» Join us... come join the cult

Once
I went to an Everquest meet.

And no, Branston pickle doesn't count at all. The vegetables are minged out. =Science.
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 12:04, More)

» I'm an expert

I'm an expert at...
critical thinking. That's what my qualification is in. Theoretically, it's the science of winning arguements In practice, it involves drinking tea, eating fondant fancies, and talking about speed cameras, and how there should be more of them, really. I'm nigh-on an expert at owning *seven* cats. Each one is fluffier than the last.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 14:56, More)