» Accidental animal cruelty

not me but....
a guy in my science class was, well, a bit of a strange lad.
In one class we had to do some experiment with fruit flys (tiny little things) that involved knocking them out and looking at them.
Anyway, for some reason unknown to any one, this guy decided it would be a great idea to make a fat line of them and procede to snort the lot.

Fruitflys dont die when their inside your nose/throat. They just slowly come back to life.
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 7:47, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

Logo confusion
Was asked the other day how long Audi have sponsered the Olympics for...
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 18:31, More)

» Letters they'll never read

dear friend
it was good to hear from you today. I didnt expect it and I dont expect to hear from you again. Still, its good to know everything we've been through hasn;t been forgotten and dismissed.
We've been through many times. People came, people went. Tears were cried over so many bad times but you were always the one that would just let me get the tears out. I've hurt my self so many times from when you make me laugh. Real, deep, heartfelt laughs. No one else could do that.
You were always there for me, but i was there for your too. The little presents that always had meanings, making sure you were always the last one i drop home so we could have tea and chats, staying up till 4am so your not alone even when i had to be up at 7.
Years passed, good times and bad, but you were always there. Even after i moved away, coming home meant seeing you. But that all changed this summer. We were silly. we crossed a line. we messed it up. things became 'weird'. Even weirder after Christmas eve.
But the weirdest thing? the night we stopped being friends is the night i realised i might love you.
I thought i found my soulmate, but ended up losing the best friend in the world. And you dont even know. you never know. and you never will x

Miss you
(Sat 6th Mar 2010, 23:08, More)

» The Boss

famly + work, never work
when i was 18 i dearly wanted to work but had no a/levels or experiance... Mumzy let me have a job in the family business (along with almost every other realative on her side of the family...)
all went well, i loved the job and more importantly was good at it - even if it was just a basic office job!
After six months however, thanks to huge personal issue that i won;t be going into she informed my supervisor to sack me. But not untill the next week when she and the rest of my family where in france on holiday. A holiday i was told i wasn't invited on.
I moved out that week, and five years on we still haven't spoke. Can't beat a useless parent for worlds worst boss
*bit of topic i know, but needed to vent somewhere... sorry x
(Tue 23rd Jun 2009, 21:33, More)

» Karma

new years eve...
...a few years ago and to help the night out I managed to aquire a few grams of some very dirty very grimey bass. Not something I would ussually do but what the hey - it is new years after all!
So half way thru the night and I've made my way thru half my stash and I really am feeling it. I know my limits and know i had reached them.
However, just in case, i refused to sell on the other half 'just in case'. Despote several people asking i carried on holding.
Shortly the 'just in case' happened. Just in case i got severe parania, just in case I'm convinced the bouncer on the walkie talkie heading towards me is gonna bust me, Just in case i run to the ladies and bomb everything i got left in one go.
Despite becoming fantastically high and having an amazing evening the next three days were literrly spent in a dark room, unable to sleep, unable to focus, convinced i was going to die.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 17:13, More)