» Job Interviews

interests
My mate Interviewed a lad for a job as data entry thingy. When asked what his special interests were he replied "Hiding".

Didn't get the job
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 13:08, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

disgusted
Seeing young children smoking and being disgusted that they are starting even earlier than you did. Then being told that they are infact 18.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 13:40, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

photos
I got paid to do a stock take at an images agency. Took three of us a week 8 hbours a day to count thousands of photo negatives.

I still get nightmares
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 13:51, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

mummy smells
I was "helping" my girlfriend at the time babysit her nextdoor neighbour's 3 and 6 year old angelic children. We had taken a break from "Helping" when the 6 year old one came down having had a nightmare. My ex went into the kitchen to heat some milk. ERROR!!!! It was at this time that I told him that "Mummy smells of Bollocks." Not knowing what bollocks were he didn't understand the implications of wht would happen when he repeated the phrase to his Mum. Poor thing got a hiding. Needless to say she doesn't smell of bollocks.
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 15:08, More)