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I'm not a boy.
Some of my fave/recent pics:
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
» Pure Ignorance
24 yr old primary school teacher
Looking at river: "which way is the sea?"
Picking flowers: "what are flowers for, anyway?"
Watching fire: "what is coal?"
The best theory I heard was that she'd been abducted by aliens at age 4 and only placed back on our earth shortly before these incidents.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:53, More)
24 yr old primary school teacher
Looking at river: "which way is the sea?"
Picking flowers: "what are flowers for, anyway?"
Watching fire: "what is coal?"
The best theory I heard was that she'd been abducted by aliens at age 4 and only placed back on our earth shortly before these incidents.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:53, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's red and silver and slowly gets smaller?
Baby playing with a cheese grater
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:08, More)
What's red and silver and slowly gets smaller?
Baby playing with a cheese grater
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:08, More)
» When I met the parents
First serious boyfriend..
... comes to dinner at my house. During a lull in the conversation, my father (having some fun) leans across the table, stares him in the eyes and asks "so, just how far _have_ you got with my daughter?".
Boyfriend won many points for just smiling and saying "I think you'd better ask her that".
(Thu 19th May 2005, 19:26, More)
First serious boyfriend..
... comes to dinner at my house. During a lull in the conversation, my father (having some fun) leans across the table, stares him in the eyes and asks "so, just how far _have_ you got with my daughter?".
Boyfriend won many points for just smiling and saying "I think you'd better ask her that".
(Thu 19th May 2005, 19:26, More)
» Shoddy Presents
Ooh and once
me & brothers gave my dad a peanut for his birthday, wrapped in so many layers & boxes that the entire thing was in a telly-sized box.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 19:02, More)
Ooh and once
me & brothers gave my dad a peanut for his birthday, wrapped in so many layers & boxes that the entire thing was in a telly-sized box.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 19:02, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
Men take note
She is *not* asleep, she is lying there wondering how to extricate herself from the situation without sitting bolt upright and having to cope with the sight of you cock in hand. Her sexy sleepy movements are her trying to alert you to her less than unconcious state.
Having twice (in close succession) been woken by male friends wanking while I was 'asleep' in the same room, I really never need to experience it again. The worst was the second, who after finishing up with an "oooh that's nice" immediately 'woke me up'.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 20:38, More)
Men take note
She is *not* asleep, she is lying there wondering how to extricate herself from the situation without sitting bolt upright and having to cope with the sight of you cock in hand. Her sexy sleepy movements are her trying to alert you to her less than unconcious state.
Having twice (in close succession) been woken by male friends wanking while I was 'asleep' in the same room, I really never need to experience it again. The worst was the second, who after finishing up with an "oooh that's nice" immediately 'woke me up'.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 20:38, More)