» Inappropriate crushes

Electra complex anyone?
Noel Edmonds, Donald Sutherland, Richard Branson, Charles Dance

Maybe not so inappropriate on their own (except Noel Edmonds) but they are all at least 20 years older than me and look a bit like my dad :(
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 16:23, More)

» Best Comebacks

prawns!
Was walking around my town centre once with a bag of prawns (yummy). Some post totty walks past and quips 'something smells fishy'. I grinned and said 'no wonder no one wants to eat you out'. I got slapped, I ran away.

Still so proud!
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 14:20, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

I dont do leaving do's...
Some time ago I went to a guys leaving do (no problem there). Got very very drunk (no problem there either). Told him his wife was fit. Spent the evening snogging her and dancing with her. Me being a girlie this went down great with him but I forgot about the rest of my colleagues which were in the pub with us at the time. Oh dear.

Never again...
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 15:22, More)

» Slang Survey

bless the little ones...
moths - mini goths

I love that one!
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 14:03, More)

» Slang Survey

brummie-isms?
bostin - for anything that is entertaining or so dumb its ace

hottie - hot water bottle, good looking girl (the two are unconnected me thinks)

and for some unknown reason when anything bad happens I exclaim 'bum nuggets' instead of swearing... thank god the south is re-educating me.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 13:48, More)