» Breakin' The Law

'Friendly' Rozzer
Apart from the usual cautions for passing out in bushes (since when was sleeping in roundabout bushes illegal?) i've mostly been a good boy, or got away with it.

However, a good friend of mine just returned from one of the spanish islands where he'd been working. One night, pissed as a fart and off his face, he wandered into the toilets of his favourite club. Only to come face to face with one of the local cops, in full uniform, gun and all, doing a massive line of coke.

The cop made him to do a line too, presumably not as a completley friendly gesture ...

(yay, first post, my mum would be proud)
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 20:17, More)

» People with Stupid Names

No Lie
We've had dealings with a film big-wig called Dick Stainer ... *fnar*
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 14:21, More)