» Lies Your Parents Told You

Clit
I told a kid that a "clit" is a kind of desert, like pie.

I then told him to tell his mom that her clit tastes good
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 22:38, More)

» Dentists

'nam vet ortho
I went in to get some adjustments done on my braces. He told me to say "oww" if anything started to hurt.

Well, I said "oww" a few times and he had a flashback. "You don't know what pain is! You never had to crawl on your stomach beneath barbed wire! you've never been shot!"

I was 11!
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 1:30, More)

» Dentists

and.....
My aunt was my dental hygienist, and she always shined that bright light right into my eyes.

needless to say I hate the bitch
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 1:34, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

god dammit, another one
the african-american albino
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 5:19, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

another
Boy in 9th grade wrestled alligators. he was 18, which means he was held back 2 years
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 5:05, More)