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sbarro!
my brother and i were driving across new york state, and i decided to play a game called "sbarro!" wherein you yell out "sbarro!" as soon as you see a sbarro. i was really the only one playing. consequently, i won.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 1:38, More)

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suicide note
recently i've taken to saying, "that's going in my suicide note."

i guess it sort of means, "hey, you hurt my feelings, jerk!"
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 0:44, More)

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whilst driving
especially while i'm in parking lots, i like to link together strings of words including "anal," "whore," "wart," "dingus," and "cock," all linked together by the word "dildo."

for instance, if a school bus backs out of a spot without looking, while i'm going past, i'll yell something like, "anal my dingle winkus dildo mother suck-ass dildo bitch!" which means, basically, "i hate you!"

also, to "headgut" someone is to ram your head into their stomach. it's just something my friend does...
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 22:39, More)

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paper
oh, and to ask someone for a piece of paper, the children often say, "cut me off a slice."

and also, "chang," after raymond chang (the man who wrote the text we use for AP chemistry), can be used in pretty much any fashion. my favorite is "go chang yourself!"
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 22:52, More)