» Evidence that you're getting old

Realising that this year's Freshers
don't even remember the 80's as they were born in 86. As well as the fact that someone just of legal age is actually younger than Sweet Child of Mine.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 14:14, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Yet another 'Americans say the funniest things' one
Part of my degree required me to spend some time on the small Scottish island of Kerrera, near Oban. At the South end of the island the ruins of a 16th century castle stand at the top of cliffs made from conglomerate (think sandstone with lots of rounded cobble-sized rocks mixed into it). These cliffs are probably about 20m high, and the rock stretches for about 200m either side of the castle.

I'd just finished lunch at the base of the cliffs, when an American family came wandering past. They'd obviously noted the conglomerate, because I heard the mother remark to her husband and son, "Look, you can even see where they poured the concrete for the castle foundations".

I casually strolled off to the next headland, trying not to burst out laughing with the thought of 16th century working pouring 20m thick concrete from wooden buckets.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 22:51, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

I like my women how I like my coffee
Ground up and in the fridge
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 14:02, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the difference...
...between a truck load of marbles and a truck load of dead babies?

You can't unload the marbles with a pitch fork.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 10:44, More)

» Useless Information

Covent Garden police station
is the only one in the country without a blue light outside it. Instead it is white. This is because the original blue light used to scare Queen Victoria when she left the Royal Opera House, so she gave them permission to use a different colour.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 14:23, More)