» When animals attack...

I think it was envious of my spicegirls top
One day, when i was about 8, and sadly.... i had a new spice girls top on my mother bought me, it even had my name on the back!.... i was on the local park near my house playing on the swings like a good 8 yearold boy. There was this big friendly looking alsation come walking past. Trust me to have the awsome timing and procide to kickit full swing in the face! the thing went ape s**t! it ran to the side of me, jumped up and RIPPED! my shiny new spice girls top, in fear i jumped up n somehow landed on the swing with my feet, stood up prociding to wack the dog again as it ran into the moving swing! stupid dog.... after some bigger boys chased the dog away, i cried all the way home, and sadly, my full name was on the back, and now i have reminissed this story im rather embarrased, they all wer shouting my name!

Im now into metal and like bands like lamb of god, chimira and slipknot. I still wer tshirts the tshirts

no apoligies for girth, and the 230 spelling mistakes
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 15:51, More)

» Childhood bad taste

oh no!
im so cool my first cd was that vengaboys track, u no,,, up & down.. & up & down.. & up & down.. & up & down.. & UP... DDD D DD DD

I now lisen to slipknot, cradle of filth, dimmu borgir, the berzerker, thankfully!
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 3:16, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

just as Bongmaster says
I sit all the time double bassing my ass off with my legs, and if lamb of god comes on then stay away, that and slayer - raining blood. My ELX dont like me no more.

Also the other usuals, picking of nose, farting in a full room as i leave, biting my fingers and eating the skin off the tips. also scraping the dead skin off my feet and eating that. can b a morbid fcuk at times! Worst of all my habbits is smoking, dirty dirty smoke.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 2:30, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Band aid
not really amusing... i was in bolton evening news for a band aid pic, im the tall scarey on.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 13:12, More)

» Best Comebacks

'Your Mum'
Maby not a comeback in the same sence but ahh well...

This time last year on my bday, i got £10 off my friends mum. wen we got back to wer we was staying i had the money in my hand and she asked where i got it, *as the your mum thing was going around at the time she thought it was a joke* as i sed 'your mum', she just lafed at me n asked where i got it from again, i replied again, your mum...

This went of for about 10 mins and she relised in the end, rang up her friend and spent another 20 mins laughing about it.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 18:31, More)