» Fire!

Well
Not *quite* on topic, but funny all the same -

Last year, my (quite Christian) school had a bonfire as usual - however they let the year 11s make the guy. Being insanely clever, the year 11s had tied the guy onto a wooden "crucifix" type thing using STRING, despite repeated warnings of what would happen. Anywho, it came to the night, and the bonfire was lit from the bottom - it reached the guy, burnt through the string so the guy promptly fell off, leaving an eight-foot burning crucifix which could be seen for quite a way. Smooth.
(Sat 5th Nov 2005, 14:13, More)

» Panic Buying

arrr
not exactly panic buying, but my mum has *asked* me to buy my brother chewing gum for his birthday... yes, a big WTF is in demand here.
(Fri 30th Dec 2005, 19:55, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

once
on pills, i became convinced that i'd left my lips in the pub... what i regret is spending an extra tenner on a taxi back...

apologies for terrible grammar etc., i'm a little the worse for wear
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 20:43, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I love
Putting my brother's hamster in an envelope and watching being all confused. Immense fun.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 22:05, More)

» Urban Legends

Once at a friend's party
I wrote gullible on the ceiling.

'Nuff said.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 22:24, More)