» Your Weirdest Teacher

french language teacher
I had a teacher who was loved by all the students just because of the fact he was so wierd. Most of the odd things he did i cant clearly recall, but I will never forget his creative way of teaching us the french word for danger. Him climbing out the window, then hanging onto the 3rd story ledge repeatedly shouting to the class, "Je suis en peril! Je suis en peril!". He later retired happily without any sort of incident, awesome guy.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 18:52, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Llamas are reptiles then?
In a geography class the prof was going on about how all domesticated farming/beast of burden mammals currently widely used in Souh America came from Europe and not South America, to which one person rightly asked "what about Llamas?"

Imagine the profs reply, in the most intellectual voice possible, "Ah... but are Llamas mammals?"

I dont know what he thought they were, but the whole class soon corrected him.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 4:39, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

I unfortunately wasnt there
but on a trip the rugby team at my highschool had a transatlantic wanking competition, seeing who could jerk off the most amount of times for the duration of the flight
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 18:25, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

pop-punk morons
Every return to school year at my university they have a welcome back barbeque with bands and such, usually the bands arent too too bad, but this year the stupid watered down Canadian pop-punk band Not By Choice were playing. It was really funny to see cause they were trying to get the crowd all riled up and everyone was doing the smart thing, ignoring them and drinking. Their mosh pit consisted of maybe 3 teeny-boppers. I ended up yelling at the top of my lungs "YOU SUCK" at the start and finish of all their songs, and they eventually noticed me. The guitarist i think it was, in a show of bravado asked me if i had something to say, expecting me to back down i assume. I then reinterated my message of "You fucking suck", and then he threw a can of beer at me.

To their credit the beer landed about 2 feet away, i now assume they have lots of practice with hecklers.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 2:55, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

paedophilia redux
A guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend in a fit of rage trashing all of his belongings, so he asks her whats wrong, she says "someone told me that you're a paedophile" the guy smiles and says, "my my, thats a big word for a twelve year old!"
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 4:59, More)