» Advice from Old People

from someone down the pub the other night
Women are like cowpats, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up...
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 2:59, More)

» Fancy Dress

Hell bound
One of my friends (if I dare call him that) once went to a halloween party as a rape victim. The outfit entailed a nighty with real pig blood stains around the crotch and ass areas with rips in it. He also had a little toy doll also ripped and covered in blood. The costume was so vivid and disturbing that many people were too shocked to speak to him, but it got worse. His band was playing at the party, halfway through their set he walked to the front of the stage (he was the drummer) and started to relate in detail about his experience of being raped by his father. I've never heard anything so disgusting or depraved in all my life, but oh how I laughed...about half the audience left in disgust!
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 11:32, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Well I didn't hear it but...
In the Bill Bryson book "Mother Tongue" he writes about one american politician who said during an argument abouth whether another language should be compulsory in lower education said "Well if English was good enough for Jesus, it's enough for me!"




And these people run the most powerful country in the world.....
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 19:01, More)

» Weddings

I work at a hotel where they have lots of weddings....
I have one funny story of which I would like to relate.
The groom was in a wheelchair, The best man stood up to make his speech, turned to the groom and said "Remember how you always one the 100 meters in sports day? Well you not running anywhere fast now are you? NO!"
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 13:39, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

A poster a Reading train station
refers to homeless people around the town as the 'street based population'....
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 14:51, More)