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I was thinking today about how cool it would be to have a duck for a butler. I could dress him up in a little suit and have him do chores for me. Then, if I was in bed or something, I could simply clap my hands and yell "Quackley, the phone!" and he'd bring it to me on a silver tray. I don't know, either he could hold it with his wing, or maybe with some sort of splendid duck-harness especially for carrying telephones. Then he would be taught how to operate a lift. Also, his name would be Quackley.

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