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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?




One, but you have to throw it really hard
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:33, More)

» Petty Sabotage

I shared a house with a girl I really don't like last year
She'd bought some Absolut Citron, drunk a little, then foolishly left the bottle out when she went home for the weekend. Being students as we are, and disliking her strongly, we drank it. Thinking she'd not only notice but really kick off about it (shes a maths student, a bitch, and very tight with money) we filled the bottle to the same level with water, and sqeezed some lemon juice in for that authentic "Citron" flavour. It was quite a while until she drank it, and she was not impressed, but we said she must've not put the lid back on properly and it had gone off in the month since it was started. She somehow accepted this and tipped it down the drain. No more was said about it, and it makes me smile to this day.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:18, More)