» Evidence that you're getting old

Too Young
The fact that when I see a young 16-18 year old with her mum, I go for the mum!
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 16:06, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

Banned from cab firms...
Not mini cabs as such but having tried for weeks to get a cab to turn up on time, I foolishly book three cab firms and ask a friend to take me to town. Long story short all four turn up on time and iI am know barred from ringing the cab firms!
(Thu 27th May 2004, 13:39, More)

» Pure Ignorance

DUMB FRIEND
Every year, myself and a few close friends go on a European break for the weekend. Whilst deciding where to go last year, we settled on Berlin. One friend piped up "Good choice, I've never been to Russia"

For those that don't know Berlin is the capital of Germany! It doesn't stop there believe it or not! We told him where Berlin actually was and he fired back with the immortal words "I never did listen in History"

We gave up and went to Mallorca!!
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 14:40, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

HERE'S TWO FOR STARTERS!
1. How Do You stop a Black Baby Crying?

Lick it's lips and stick it to the window!

2. What's better than making love to a twelve year old boy?

Nothing!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 11:36, More)