» Missing body parts

my little toe.
i WANT to get rid of it. it just seems rather pointless. its always cold and its always stubbing its self on stuff.

i is also very hard and dead due to me walking nearly everywhere.

sometimes i just feel like snaping it off. i realise its probably very useful in terms of balance, but its just annoying.
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 21:07, More)

» Weddings

when i was a kid
went to my cousins wedding when i was younger, and couldnt understand why the brided and groom went upstars to their hotel room so early. so i gathered some more of my younger family, and spent the rest of the evening playing nock down ginger on their bridel suit room, before being chased away by the best man who my cousin had called to keep guard outside thait room!
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 15:43, More)

» Customers from Hell

Customers...
Can I point out that the joke...

"can I help you, sir/madam?"
"yes you can help me find my wife/husband! I've lost them HA HA HAhaha"

Is NOT funny. You're not the first person to make that joke, and wont be the last.

Also, don't be lazy. I am a 19 year old girl, you are a burly 45 year old man. don't hand me your 5 piece saucepan set and expect me to walk it to the till for you. Then AFTER it gets put through the till tell me to deliver it to your house as your car is to far away. Then, don't demand that we give you a timed delivery (which costs us 18 quid by the way).
When I say we don't offer that, don't then gasp as say that's not suitable for you and you don't trust parcel force. Not my problem.
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 19:05, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

boobies
so, im on holiday when i get stung by a mosquito right next to my nipple. it was very itchy and one night i scratched it so much it swelled up.
i have very bad reactions to bites, so it swelled up quite a bit. so, the next day, one of my boobs was noticably bigger than the other when i sunbathed on the beach in my bikini. so i got some very interesting looks.
(Thu 20th Jul 2006, 19:49, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

I have no idea what this means
I always hear footsteps running up and down the stairs, and someone dropping things in the room above me even when i'm home alone.
Ive stood in my room in the dark at night and can feel something watching me and sometimes touching the back of my neck for a second.
My littel 6 year old brother has told us many times that he wants to move back to our old house, the one in the country with the green door and white fence...even though we've only ever lived in central Harrow and he was brought up in this house.
My cousins used to see a man in a top hat standing at their front door. when they were little. BOTH of them, and they are a few years apart and have seen him at different times so it cant just be one of them playing a trick.

Ohh, and when my mum was little she went downstairs where there was a man in her kitchen. She asked him who he was, and he said he was captain scarlet. He then made her some cereal, watched her eat it and then left, never to be seen again.

I have had the same daydream ever week for the past 10 years.
I imagine an object, it could be anything, a pencil, a toy car, a thumb anything.
The thing gets closer and closer and larger to my face, so much so that i feel scared. it does it in "jumps", so it goes, "closer..closer...closer..etc". then it starts to disintergrate, become rotten, putrid old and ugly. then i snap out of it. I have no idea what it means, but it freaks me out so much.
(Fri 4th Jul 2008, 15:05, More)