» Apparently I'm a sex offender

I always get told I look like a nonce in photos.

(Mon 21st Aug 2006, 23:20, More)

» Near Death Experiences

Near death by electrocution
Whilst still at school, I was doing the lighting for some crappy charity event or something like it. There was a lot of work to be done on it and as usuall I left it all to the last minute. I came in on the day after being out on the lash untill 3 in the morning the night before, resulting in me being very tired and hungover. I went to change the plug arrangement on the control board, and didn't realise there was no back on the plug, cue 5 seconds of electrocutin and me lying on the floor unable to breath properly
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 18:18, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Had a couple of bad ones, one of them not even drinking related
1) 6th for xmas ball. I knew i wasn't able to drink for the next 2 weeks because of antibiotics so i got totally and uterlly ratarsed, then proceded to hurl al over the inside of the taxi home.cost me a wonderfull £40 for a valeting
2) back when I was in school just sudenly vomed in the midle of a d & t lesson. i closed my mouth to try and hold it in and as a result some was forced out of my nose, spraying nearby people with my vom
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:30, More)