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Playing silly sods
At uni my mates and I had a custom of after staying over watching tv til 3 or 4 in the morning we would head off home. The ritual was to nick something from each others house without it being noticed so taking the other house's tv remote etc as we left. This got to a point where at the run up to Christmas I was over drinking too much Stella and decided enough was enough and I was going home. Got downstairs to an empty living room but with a very nicely decorated 4 foot Christmas tree. I thought.." oohh...now that would be a steal". I picked the whole thing up by the top, walked out the door and walked half a mile through Bradford at 4 in the morning with this fully decorated Christmas tree. They noticed something was missing though.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 14:04, More)