» Heckles

Jason Donovan...
...was playing at our student's union bar. A few steps down from the arenas that he used to sell out in his heyday.

Anyways, the story I'm told is that members of the crowd began to chant "do you take it, do you take it, do you take it up the arse? do you take it up the arse?" etc

to which mr donovan replies:

"no, but kylie does."

huzzah!
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 18:50, More)

» Sacked

I used to work for the Securitas depot in Kent...
...until I got sacked.

I thought I'd get them back by robbing them of all their money. I'm now 40 million quid richer!!! Who's laughing now, eh?

Oop, one moment...someone's knocking very hard at the door. I'll be right bavsdisjoijreheousodridpopdop[s=======--00
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 20:41, More)

» Petty Sabotage

harmless fun.
I squirted oil on rod hull`s roof then kicked a football at his tv aerial.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 14:24, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew it was over...
when someone asked me what the opposite of "under" was.



and for some reason I`m about to click 'post this message' now...
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 15:08, More)

» Heckles

My mate is a keen arsenal fan...
...and he told me about a particular match he went to go and see.

This particular match was arsenal Vs man U at highbury, back in the days when dwight yorke was still at man u and shagging jordan. The teams were warming up and as mr yorke neared the crowd, one of the home supporters stood up and yelled:

"OI DWIGHT, HAS YOUR SON SEEN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL YET??"

Cue an unimpressed dwight yorke.

If you dont know why this is funny, just click 'I like this' anyway. You can work out why.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 1:13, More)