» Accidentally Erotic

Umm... Childbirth!
I'm gonna get in trouble for this one. Lying on the operating table mid emergency c-section, wide awake, pumped full of drugs, legs akimbo and a 9 strong surgical team opening me up, I can see my parents in the anti room thru the glass, and my husband (Count Dante) stood next to me being caring and panicked with his dreadlocks comedically tucked into a surgical hat...i guess i should have been scared or thinking amazingly motherly thoughts at the impending birth of my child but all i could think of was "oh my god, the surgeon tinkering about near my mimsy looks like Thierry Henry, mmmmmmmm".

Technically i was totally numb from the waist down so how on earth? meh, i blame the drugs and having been in labour for 60 hours.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 16:05, More)

» Pure Ignorance

travelling in the car with my nan one day..
we see a "kerfuffle" going on outside a private hospital, traffic is stoppped and there were a load of godbotherer's blocking the road with anti-abortion placards, chanting a lot of hateful things at the tortured patients walking into the place... bad stuff. Nan turns to me and says "so what do you think about this anti urination business?" ..... to say i nearly wet myself laughing is an understatement. gawd bless er. daft bat.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 20:01, More)