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How does Batman's mum tell him his dinner is ready?
She doesn't, she was murdered!!!
(Sat 15th Sep 2018, 22:12, More)

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eBaying for fun and profit
Bought an Aphex Twin T-shirt off the Warp Records website a few years back.

They accidentally sent me two.

Put the spare one on eBay.

The winning bid was ten quid more than it cost to buy directly from Warp.

Double win! (^_^)

Moral: check first whether that eBay 'bargain' really is a bargain...

[Happosai]
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 21:24, More)

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What do vivisectionists wear on their feet?
Open-toad sandals!
(Thu 30th Nov 2023, 18:21, More)

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Sad news about Shakin' Stevens....
...he's got Parkinson's...
(Sat 15th Sep 2018, 22:17, More)

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Nigel Kennedy,
he was a kiddie fiddler...
(Sat 15th Sep 2018, 22:10, More)