» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Roddage...
I was once in a chemistry class and a mate of mine dared me to poke some girl on the ass with a glass stirring rod, and hardly ever turning down the dare off I went. And poke with a rod I did, as she was leaning over the table. Except I missed her ass, and stuck the rod rather far up her lady bits. She then promptly turned a bright shade of red.
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 15:03, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

I once had a..
cousin that worked in a department type store, and therefore could get access to toys well in advance of everyone else - and for next to nothing to. Therefore I once got a hoard of Star Wars figures, the original ones, basically the whole range. My mother deciding we didn't have the room sold them all at a car boot sale for about 10p each. This was a few years before I saw them selling at £10-15 each after the re-releases made them all popular. I even had all the ships too, and an At-At.
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 9:50, More)

» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

True Story
Eating about 1000 daisies does make your bottom pellets rather floaty light, fragrant and petaly. Also daisies can survive your digestive system in one piece.

I know this from experience.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 19:54, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

I woke like it, so must of slept like it...
The worst place I have slept is under a kitchen table, with a chair leg on my head. If someone had sat down....
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 10:00, More)