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» How I Skive Off Work

cba tbh
I've got work tomorrow morning and this will be exactly how it goes:

09:55 - Turn up close to an hour after everyone else:
10:00 - Sit at desk
10:15 - Finish hearing what I'm meant to do today
10:20 - Start FTP downloading the site files even though they haven't changed in the slightest since I was last in.
10:21 - Disable site blocks the browse away
11:30 - Check it downloaded ok, then browse more sites
12:00 - Do a about half the work for the day
13:00 - Lunch!
13:30-14:00 - come back and do skive off some more
15:00 - discuss music/alcohol/neds with supervisor
16:00 - finish work then browse
16:59 - re-enable site blocks
17:00 - get wages and leave.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 23:45, More)

» Cars

Windshields
Why is it that people think they are invisible when inside their cars? Don't get me wrong I spend half my time driving looking like a gurning idiot. The rest of the time I just look like an idiot.

I was sitting at some traffic lights and I noticed that the car behind me belonged to a friend of mine. I notice him drumming out one hell of a rhythm on his steering wheel complete with fills and everything, it truly was a thing of beauty, Ginger Baker would have been proud. A few minutes later I get home and send him a text asking about his drumming and receive the response "People can see me doing that?". Of course they can you flamingo-ing idiot, you're sitting behind a big ass pane of glass!

Another spell of sitting at traffic lights resulted in one of the most endearing moments of parenting I'd ever seen. Waiting behind a Blue Vauxhall Astra containing a father and son. Father is clearly investigating the contents of his nose with an impressive level of vigour and after a few seconds strikes gold. I then see him inspecting it in some detail and is clearly impressed with his efforts, I could tell then and there he felt he'd earnt his pasty at lunchtime after that find. He then does something truly wonderous and reaches over and rubs it on the back of the head of his offspring who then feels the back of his head and... the lights went green, we part in different directions and I never got to see what happened :(
(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 15:47, More)

» Puns

Freud...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

Probably bindun but it's the first thing I thought of.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 16:15, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

lipsmackingthirstquenchingacetastingmotivatinggoodbuzzingcooltalkinghighwalkingfastlivingevergivingcoolfizzing
pepsi.
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 13:18, More)

» Teenage Poetry

not me but my
girlfriend is apparently bring old diaries of hers including loads of "lame things" (her words) she wrote about boys etc from years ago before I knew her. Should be interesting.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 15:48, More)
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