» Toilets

what's the worst kind of skid?
I once was *really* busting for a wee, and had broken into something of a panic, and then a run, into a manky public loo. As I crossed the threshold of the convenience I whipped out the old fella, but became aware that the trough urinal that I was headed for was blocked and flooded, I began to skid, too late, my feet slid into the trough up to my ankles, I fell onto my back in a puddle of piss, and weed on my face.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 13:33, More)

» Useless advice

tube
I told someone to go to Paddington from Oxford Circus via the Central line Westbound and then the Circle line Eastbound, or the Hammersmith and City Line Eastbound, but they could have just got on the Bakerloo line Westbound.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 0:01, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Big Ben
I once watched an American (I think) tourist hurry to take a photo of the Westminster Clock Tower while Big Ben was chiming.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 14:30, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

errr. Dr Who
I felt a prickling at the backs of my eyes when the Earth blew up in S27E02 (Can`t recall the title).
-Or it might have been the bit where Rose phoned her eons-dead mother on her mobile.
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 8:27, More)

» Useless Information

Surprising...
Barbara Cartland invented the aeroplane-towed glider.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 20:32, More)